Today a coworker offered me 24 hr old donuts that were in the break room. Why did she disrespect me like that?
Why didn't she just offer me the half eaten tuna sandwhich sitting in the trunk of her car for the last four months too?
A-Best: Oh, hello Clint C. How are you! No, she was being nice but do not eat the tuna sandwich, you will get a tummy ache!
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A: That wasn't disrespect. She was just thinking of the millions of people starving in the world that would kill each other to get just one of those doughnuts, even if they were a WEEK old.
A: She's trying to get you to quit.
A: The donuts should be ok,unless they have some unusual looking icing on them.
